"The Wedding of River Song" 6x13

Original Air Date: 1 October 2011

How cool would life be if the time wound world was real? Pteryodactyls and
Meredith Viera! I know someone who knows her, so I guess I am 2 degrees away from the show.
It's always a woman that happens with you lately, Doctor.
Them skulls be like omnomnom space viking.
It's five o'two in the afternoon...your eyes are the size of the moon....
Awee now they're married! Yay!

"The God Complex" 6x11

Original Air Date: 17 September 2011

So this is a fun episode. I feel bad for the guy in the gorilla costume, though. I had to dress up in a chicken costume once (it was that or a gorilla, actually) and it was so, so, so horrible.

Yup. They're in Norway. 

And it's definitly a  CIA thing. We have minotaurs that eat people. S'all good.

Wow, if I got a B in math we;d have a party or something.

Yay baskets of kittens!

Of all the weird DW episodes, this just might be one of the weirdest ones.

Dude. What if we take the pantaphobic George from "Night Terrors" and put him in the hotel....every room would scare him! I'm bad.

She said the title! She said it!

Le gasp! Door 11! I bet its the John Hurt Doctor in there.

I wish Rita didn't die. I wanted her to be a companion.

You Doctor. You mad bro?

Nooo Doctor why are you being so manipulative? Grr.

That's a good question, Amy. What do Time Lords believe in?

Getting really dark there, Doctor. Talking about you wanting to die and such.

Uh oh. Doctor wants to travel alone again. Not good. Very not good.

"The Girl Who Waited" 6x10

Original Air Date: 10 September 2011

Apalapucia. Sounds like it should either be a planet with a bunch of coffee shops or a planet of Central and South American civilisations.
They put a Disney Land on the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius!
This all reminds me of what my aunt would say-kill 'em with kindness. Personally, I'd rather kill with evilness.
I disarmed it. How? It has no hands.

You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful, and then you actually talk to them, and five minutes later they're as dull as a brick? Then there's other people, and you meet them and think, not bad, they're okay. And then you get to know them, and their face just sort of becomes them, like their personality's written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful. Rory's the most beautiful man I've ever met.

Hear that, kids? Its true. it is so true.

"Night Terrors" 6x9

Original Air Date: 3 September 2011

Who else at first thought that the complex was the Powell Estate? Me!
What do we do with the things we don't like? Put them in the cupboard... Didn't we just put Hitler in the cupboard in the last episode? Okay then.
Has anyone else tried to send the Doctor a psychic paper message? Zero guilt.
As someone who has had actual night terrors, I expected this episode to be a bit more terrifying. Oh well. Although I was that kid who always slept with the lights on.
The music of the episode is so creepy. Its that "tick-tock goes the clock, even for the Doctor" music. Let me just put that music in the cupboard.
Are we sure that the landlord is not an multiform like Prisoner Zero? That dog gives me the creeps.
Arthur saying "let the monsters gobble him up" gave me the utmost concern.
NO. Don't take the lift. Don't do it. Oh, you did it.....screams, screams for everyone!
I think Doctor Who really needs to stop trying to do scary. It can do it without trying, and when they try it is not scary. It's just strange. Like, "The Crimson Horror", not scary--weird.
No, you're not dead--again.
Amy! We have so much in common! 1700 and something is my favourite year, too!
I love the way British people say the word "stupid"
I also love when the Doctor is around kids. I was so excited when Amelia Pond was gonna be a companion. I want a companion whose a kid!
No, Doctor, no! Don't run with giant scissors.
Yep. George's an alien. Yay!
I will never send you away, George. Until it's time for university.

"Let's Kill Hitler" 6x8

Original Air Date: 27 August 2011

Aand evil henchman music for Nazi building....
Love the Teslector. Kinda super cool.
I'll be taking those glasses, thank you very much!
My brother and I have a joke about this episode. We're always like "He's still in the cupboard!"
You named your daughter after your daughter. What? Daughter-ception....
The teeth. Always with the teeth post-regen!

"Well, I was on my way to this gay gypsy Bar Mitzvah for the disabled, when I suddenly thought, 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish — I think I'll kill the Führer.'"

-Melody Pond/River Song 

Nice procreation of führer there, Ms Kingston!

OMG ROSE TYLER MARTHA JONES DONNA NOBLE!
HE SAID "DOCTOR WHO" yeesssssss!
Ermageherd Cat Nurses.

"A Good Man Goes to War" 6x7

Original Air Date: 4 June 2011

Did you notice that these cybermen are not Cybus cybermen?
"He's the last of his kind. He looks young, but he's lived for hundreds and hundreds of years. And wherever they take you, Melody, however scared you are, I promise you, you will never be alone. Because this man is your father." Who else thought she was talking about the Doctor? Please tell me it wasn't just me. How is Rory the last of his kind?

Look! Its Vastra! 

Ha. Battle of Zarathustra. And it's Strax! :) I will admit that I didn't make the connections when I first saw the mini eps with them.

No, Doctor, don't be a monk. Monks are not cool!

Silurian. Judoon. Sontaran. Pirates. You're in trouble.

DOCTOR: Oh, look, I'm angry. That's new. I'm really not sure what's going to happen now.
KOVARIAN: The anger of a good man is not a problem. Good men have too many rules.
DOCTOR: Good men don't need rules. Today is not the day to find out why I have so many.

Look! The Doctor's Cot. Here is the link to Doctor's Cot Gallifreyan; it's about 1/2 way down the page.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

Night will fall and drown the sun,

when a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies,

night will fall and the dark will rise,

when a good man goes to war.

Demons run but count the cost.

The battle's won, but the child is lost.

Cute lil poem-y thing.

"The Almost People" 6x6

Original Air Date: 28 May 2011

Awesome little bit. "I've reversed the jelly baby of the neutron flow!"

THEY WILL MELT YOU.

I just love having two Doctors. Who can't wait for the 50th?

No, bow ties are NOT cool.

Wonder if this is supposed to be the same monastery as in "The Bells of Saint John".

Well, here we go! Can't put off Demons Run any longer!

"The Rebel Flesh" 6x5

Original Air Date: 21 May 2011

I had a hard time getting through this ep the first time. Anyone else?
Such a CGI in the original image of the
I forgot about this Amy Pond intro. Why would they even do that? Did they think it was a good idea? Because it wasn't. It's stupid and annoying.
Yes! Muse on the TARDIS. Love "Supermassive Black Hole" :) If you ever get the chance to see Muse live, do it! They're really performance oriented; it was great. (PS, I liked them before Twilight. Because I'm such a hipster....)
Isn't it great when Matt Smith's voice cracks? 900+ years old and it still happens....
Oh no! The TARDIS is sinking!
Eww, her face fell off.
Holy TARDIS of Gallifrey....Ganger Jennifer looked like Prisoner Zero....
Production note: acid must always make a sizzling noise. Otherwise its just water, duh.
"You're never going to get your vehichle in here!" "I'm a great parker." No, Doctor you are not. You have, on more than one occasion, parked in the enitrely wrong century and even planet.
Oh hai dere Ganger Doctor. Nice face.

I just love it when DW gets political about issues that don't even exist yet. I guess those are the only politicial issues you can touch upon!

"The Doctor's Wife" 6x4

Original Air Date: 14 May 2010

Oh, look, an Ood!

We just got a letter glowing box,
We just got a letter glowing box,
We just got a letter glowing box!
I wonder who it's from?

Sorry. Blue's Clues was my childhood.

Uncle's voice sounds like Craig Fergeuson's German accent.
OH MY GOD. The Timelords were all like: "I don't know where I am." They're in the internet!
Okay, so in An Adventure in Space and Time, he better stroke the console and say "you are the most beautiful think I have ever known." Or I will be rather cross.
Yes, he pushes to open, BUT what the sign is referring to the cover on the phone thingie >.<#
Oh, look. Rory died again.
How did those Ood tentacles feel? Are they all smimey.
It's the DT (and Eccleston) console. I literally waved my hands in fangasm. Which is now deleted :(

IDRIS: Doctor, are you there? It's so very dark in here.
DOCTOR: I'm here.
IDRIS: I've been looking for a word. A big, complicated word, but so sad. I've found it now.
DOCTOR: What word?
IDRIS: Alive. I'm alive.
DOCTOR: Alive isn't sad.
IDRIS: It's sad when it's over. I'll always be here, but this is when we talked, and now even that has come to an end. There's something I didn't get to say to you.
DOCTOR: Goodbye?
IDRIS: No. I just wanted to say hello. Hello, Doctor. It's so very, very nice to meet you.
DOCTOR: Please. I don't want you to. Please.

Remember--the only water in the forest is the river.

"The Curse of the Black Spot" 6x3

Original Air Date: 7 May 2011

Okay, I really hate this whole "when I was a little girl, I had an imaginary friend" opening. It's stupid and annoying. You, Amy Pond, are kinda like Harriet Jones: we all know who you are.
Rory. What are you on? More importantly, where did you get it from? We established that the Doctor is not a dealer...Amy...?
AMY you're doing the CPR wrong! You have to hold his nose closed! Doctor, you're a doctor, how can you not know that!?

"The Hungry Earth" 5x8 and "Cold Blood" 5x9

Original Air Dates: 22 May 2010 and 29 May 2010

They're reading The Gruffalo!
Yeah, stick your hand in the huge mysterious hole in the ground. That's safe.
They can't come back to see themselves....the feels....

I, personally, really don't like these episodes. It would be better if it was just one episode. It's hard to tolerate it for a while. And, sure the Silurians do make appearances in the future, but they're not that important. I'm sure they could have made it into one episode.

That sting doesn't look good, Mister. You should really get a Doctor to check that out.
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Did you catch the refence to Five's celery and its Time Lord stablization proprities?
....did you just kill her with a stun gun?
Aaaand Rory's gone.
WAIT. How can River Song have been at the Pandorica if her father got erased from history?

"Amy's Choice" 5x7

Original Air Date 15 May 2010

Love how Rory walks into the flower.
No, Doctor, I'm not pregnant. I legitimately swallowed a planet.
That awkward moment where the Doctor implies that Amy has a history of self-harm....
And Amy checks for Rory's ponytail.
Well that took long enough to get to the Theme Music!
You threw the manual in a supernova!?
Let's go and poke it with a stick!
Bow ties are NOT cool!
Did he just say that sofas can read? I checked the transcripts I refer to, and yeah, he did.
They said the title!
You do have a history....of being very lovely.
Did you know that Karen Gillian is like 6 feet tall?
Psychic pollen....so were they all like on a trip?
Well this is all dark....
They said the title....again!